La Liga Para Todos-Sept 13th-Ballack, Pongolle, and a New National Anthem

Remember that time I shut my finger in the cardoor, oh yeah, that was today. Thanks to that, my typing skills are lacking, thus today’s La Liga Para Todos will be a ‘hot links’ edition, so get your Spanish Translators out kids.

Real Madrid said that they will leave the door open for Michael Ballack to come to Real Madrid when the next transfer window opens. What a surprise. Ballack was actually denied permission from Chelsea to go back to Germany to do some type of Adidas appearance. Which is funny since Adidas is a huge sponsor of Chelsea. Hum…Chelsea are just playing with Ballack now.

Sinama Pongolle will be out 4 to 6 weeks for Recreativo de Huelva with a muscle tear. Recreativo will have a hard time replacing Pongolle as he already has 2 goals this season and was on track for many more. He was impressing me this year, showing great pace and controlling the ball well. My guess is Javi Guerrero will join Camuñas upfront in the Recre attack this weekend against Sevilla.

Luis Fabiano and Adriano are back and training normally with Sevilla after being injured for the past 2 weeks. This is good news for us Sevillistas, as Kanouté will have his preferred striking partner back this weekend against Recreativo.

–My good friend Cesar at The Offside thinks there is a Crisis at Valencia already. Maybe overreacting? Maybe not. Valencia have had their woes this season so far, getting shut out 3-0 at home to Villareal but then winning their second game

And ‘La Palabra del Día’ is A bit heavy on the F-word, so I’ll put it behind the jump.

La Palabra del Día isn’t a word today. As you might not know, the Spanish National Anthem does not have any words. Going back historically, it had words under Franco’s regime, but after he died, the words were taken out and now it’s just a song. Mariano Rajoy, the opposition leader in Spain, wants to come up with words for the anthem to ‘fit in’

Here is my submission for the National Anthem of Spain. (note I had to change the tune a little bit.)

España…
España…
España, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
España, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
ETA your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
España, FUCK YEAH!
So chupame la polla, and suck on my bolas,
España, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for manaaaaaana

FUCK YEAH!

Magnum bars, FUCK YEAH!
Feria, FUCK YEAH!
Zara, FUCK YEAH!
Futbol, FUCK YEAH!
La liga, FUCK, YEAH!
Flamenco, FUCK YEAH!
Bullfights, FUCK YEAH!
Ibiza, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!
Cruzcampo, FUCK YEAH!
Paella, FUCK YEAH!
Botellón, FUCK YEAH!
Madrid, FUCK YEAH!
Topless beaches, FUCK YEAH!
Honey Rum, FUCK YEAH!
Penelope Cruz, FUCK YEAH!
Cheap Wine, FUCK YEAH!
Almodovar, FUCK YEAH!
United colors of Benetton (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

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