By way of trying something unusual this week, I’ll tackle this week’s rankings haiku style.
As always, last week’s ranking appears in parentheses after this week’s ranking and, in a new(-ish) twist, current points (drawn from the ever-helpful standings) and each team’s upcoming game(s) are listed as well.
1. (1) DC United (50 points)
Valiant fighters; stand firmly amid strong winds; too many long days?
(Translation: When they don’t win, they tie; the last four points came hard; what’s next? Toronto? Oh, never mind.)
In Week 26: Toronto FC (WTF?!), 9/29
2. (2) Chivas USA (47 pts.)
Sleeping in triumph; Wizard slain with flashing sword; will sleep continue?
(Translation: Dang, they phoned it in last week, but won by a stroke of brilliance; was the lazy game a sign of something endemic? Tough game this weekend.)
In Week 26: Chicago Fire, 9/29
3. (3) New England Revolution (46 pts.)
Small rival lashed out; tangling the oak in long vines; blond reaper wields axe.
(Translation: Loss the Red Bull kept the Revs in the back; thank god they’ve got Twellman or they’d slip down into the thick of things.)
In Week 26: Colorado Rapids, 9/29
4. (4) Houston Dynamo (45 pts.)
Sleeping by still pool; sunlight shining on armor; old enemy lurks.
(Translation: Time for the Dynamo to get back to the fight – and how.)
In Week 26: @ FC Dallas, 9/30
5. (6) Red Bull New York (38 pts.)
Two pillars stand tall; builder stacks stones behind them; a good house rises.
(Translation: The front-line is squared away, but Arena is tinkering with everything behind it – and he might have finally worked things out.)
In Week 26: Real Salt Lake, 9/29
6. (5) FC Dallas (40 pts.)
Boot pulls off in mud; traveler stands unbalanced; tired but struggling.
(Translation: I’m close to giving up on Dallas. To their credit, they’re still fighting, but they seem stuck in neutral.)
In Week 26: Houston Dynamo, 9/30
7. (9) Kansas City Wizards (36 pts.)
Merchant travels West; fine wares taken eagerly; purse remains empty.
(Translation: In spite of outplaying Chivas, the Wizards got dick as reward for enterprising play; maybe this week they’ll do better.)
In Week 26: LA Galaxy, 9/27
8. (8) Chicago Fire (32 pts.)
A fiend before them; the young and old march behind; eating a thin soup.
(Translation: With Blanco in the lead, the Fire’s mix of too old and too young heads toward an uncertain season’s end.)
In Week 26: @ Chivas USA, 9/29
9. (10) Columbus Crew (31 pts.)
Staggering at dusk; a field of plump and plenty; succor for hard road.
(Translation: When you need a win, that’s a good week to meet TFC. The road remains hard, though – impossible if they drop the game to LA.)
In Week 26: LA Galaxy, 9/30
10. (7) Colorado Rapids (29 pts.)
Blind man raving; echoing into silence; unhappy end near.
(Translation: I think Fernando Clavijo has finally traded anyone who cares; the rest will ride out this year, counting on Clavijo’s departure and a better 2008.)
In Week 26: @ New England, 9/29
11. (11) Real Salt Lake (23 pts.)
One-legged beavers; ally with crafty otters; danger in the pond.
(Translation: RSL is out, but still cause problems with that Kreis-inspired fight, plus their new trio of Argentines. Red Bull needs to be wary.)
In Week 26: @ Red Bull New York, 9/29
12. (12) Los Angeles Galaxy (21 pts.)
Suffocating sun; burns all it touches with fire; the sun grows larger.
(Translation: Beckham-mania already burned LA, but they may yet take a few down with them and may yet burn other teams – like their two desperate visitors in Week 25.)
In Week 26: @ Kansas City, 9/27; @ Columbus Crew, 9/30
13. (13) Toronto FC (21 pts.)
The drought at an end; the village expects a feast; hope dies in cold sun.
(Translation: They got their goal, but, as summer turns to autumn, Fortress BMO is no more.)
In Week 26: @ DC United, 9/29
Oh, holy crap, I’m never doing that again.
Filed under: Colorado Rapids, DC United, FC Dallas, Major League Soccer, power rankings, Red Bull New York |
i like the haiku theme. here’s mine for the rapids:
Mediocrity
finds a fancy new home at
Dick’s Sporting Goods Park
I can’t decide what was better: all the beautiful haiku or the line, “the Wizards got dick as reward for enterprising play.” Good show, sir… good show.
Ah, blushing now; you’re too kind. I think my favorites were the ones for FC Dallas, Red Bull, and Chicago.
P.S. Are you going to turn in rankings this week?
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