So, today, I made my latest attempt to set a VCR. The plan was to record Jamaica v. Costa Rica. The plan has fallen through.
Of my past, oh, six attempts to program the VCR to record, five have failed. I have left the cable box on the wrong channel. I have forgotten to turn off the VCR. I have set the wrong time – as happened today. I have just flat-out forgotten to do anything at all.
When I was younger, I used to get such a kick out of watching high school teachers and, especially, college professors struggle to make their VCR work. I have laughed with my friends about how, having mastered a tape recorder, these people should have no trouble with the VCR. Oh, how we laughed.
Today, I am that teacher. I am that college professor. I am a freakin’ moron. Or, just possibly, has it always been nothing more than a function of age?
And, yeah, I know the punchline to all this is, what the fuck am I doing still using a VCR? And this one eats tapes like Kobayashi eats frickin’ hot dogs.
So, no Jamaica/Costa Rica game to view or pick apart. On the upside, this should leave plenty of time to positively dissect U.S. v. Mexico.
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